Dr. Slang

Ervin cikke a Blog rovatból, 2004. január 21. szerda, 09:01 | 1 hozzászólás

A hír vagy igaz, vagy nem, viszont egyértelműen jópofa. Adam Fox (Róka Ádám, hm) londoni gyermekallergológus ravaszdi módon összegyűjti azokat a kollégái által használt, tréfás rövidítéseket, amelyeket a páciensek vidám, titkos és politikailag teljes mértékben inkorrekt fikázására használnak. Csak egy kivonatra sikerült rátennünk a sesblog kezét, amelyet meg is osztunk veletek:

"Code Brown": fecal incontinence emergency
"Plumbum oscillans": Latin for "swinging the lead," meaning someone who's not really sick but is trying to get the doctor to say he is.
"Dirtbag Index": number of tattoos on the patient's body multiplied by the number of missing teeth to estimate the total days he has gone without a bath.
"CTD": Circling the Drain (for patients not expected to make it).
"GPO": Good For Parts Only
"Rule of Five": the principle that, if more than five of the patient's orifices are obscured by tubing, he has no chance.
"Giving the O-sign": a patient lying with his mouth open.
"Giving the Q-sign": a patient lying with his mouth open and his tongue hanging out.
"LOBNH": Lights On But Nobody Home
"Oligoneuronal": not too bright.
"Pumpkin positive": a brain so small that a penlight shone into the patient's mouth will make his empty head light up like a Halloween pumpkin.
"GOK": the God Only Knows diagnosis.
"FLK": Funny Looking Kid
"PIMBA": a Brazilian acronym translated as "swollen-footed, drunk, run-over beggar."
"CNS-QNS": Central Nervous System - Quantity Not Sufficient
"PGT": Pissed, Got Thumped
"Digging for Worms": varicose vein surgery.
"Departure Lounge": geriatric ward.
"Handbag Positive": confused elderly lady.
"Woolworth's Test": if you can imagine the patient shopping at Woolworth's, it's safe to give a general anesthetic.
"TEETH": Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy

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